Calming Kim

Kim Kardashian, you are the one.  You are the ONE person in L.A. who can speak to my mother once a week without damnation.  She can get the proverbial, and actual, wrinkles out of your sheets.  You are brilliant, not stupid at all.  You have complete right brain shutdown.  You function, completely, on logic centers to create.  Selfies were a way to create symmetry in your world, and in your form.  You success is more than a fluke.  You are an amazing micromanager, not your mother, Kris.  It is time to establish a base in Tuscany, Italy, and to meet my friend, Tony.  Palestine will be grateful.  My mother can explain.  Stabilization of the continent of Europe is very important to me.  Former Russian states will return to Russia.  NEVER make a call and say that you are someone else, ever again.  You will lose your freedom, your notoriety, and your eye lashes, for all eternity.