trying to win a gig

 I am here and the fear of everyday is not easy to deal with.  Katy Perry on TV at this moment.  Be careful.  I filled out the Jerry's form for CUB Foods about an hour ago.  I will stop in the nearest location on Monday.  JKM

Happy New Year

 I am so sad to hear about the passing of Betty White.  This little Mary Tyler Moore will miss her dearly.  She is probably petting that Mayalsian Tiger they killed at the zoo in Naples, FL yesterday RIGHT NOW.  My sister is so sweetly helping me by cleaning my cat's box vigorously.  Lunch and CUB went great.  Happy New Year.  JKM

Take A Knee

 I am now ready for the day and my sister will be here in a little over an hour and a half.  My kitty is running around and playing.  I have my poncho from TOMBSTONE where I went with Anne for the classic gun fight, neat shopping opportunities, and the actual TOMBSTONE court house that has an actual hanging gallow all set for use at any time on the side of the court room.  It is visible through the window.  I have on jewelry I bought for pennies on the dollar at Tilly's and a cute pink top as well.  I have on my one pair of compression socks and my cute jeans that are bedazzled by the pockets.  I even did my hair and makeup.  My purse set is packed so I can drop off my resume and cover letter at CUB.  I will shop for food first.  There is a stopped watch that I will hand off to my sister and she will decide its fate with a cool note.  Everyone please get down on one Klappernich knee and silently boycott all who refuse to hire a lady like myself.  Be knights and we will make all round tables in Vegas high steaks GIN RUMMY today.  Peace Out!  Jennifer

Pharaoh's New Collar

 I am having a bit of a difficult night, but I made a soothing call to my friend Vanessa.  I am ready to go to lunch tomorrow with my sister and have planned my outfit.  We will go to CUB after and I will drop off a resume and a note.  It is all going to be okay.  Pharaoh loves his new collar that I bought him.  It is a bracelet and it fits perfectly.  It makes him pur divinely.  Twitter is not working correctly tonight.  I will try again tomorrow.  Everyone be careful who you are talking to.   love, Jenny

Love in the Afternoon

 I will have a stately lunch with my sister tomorrow at Christos Greek Cuisine where we are regulars and Carol and Gus will appear with the chef Mohammed from Beruit in toe.  My siter will then take me to get a few items from CUB.  I will drop off a letter and resume and try to give my sister a gift for my father, Dr. Thomas Mayer.  We are stranged at this time, and I wish that not to be the reality.  Wish me luckand pray for his soul tonight Catholic Community ecspeciallya at The Basillica.  Jennifer 112

Job Search

 Tilly's in The MOA is poison.  Boycott now.  I just tried to call about their hiring sign and asked about part time employment saying that I had been cross trained at AAA Minneapolis and the African American woman hung up on me.  I will try Cub sometime soon in uptown.  Please pray for me JJ.  I feel so very alone and worthless.

I Hate Myself So Bad Right Now

 I just complete an online application and resume that was very difficult and extensive.  It was all in vein because my computer does not support the running of an example scenario system.  I feel hopeless, and AETNA and CVS are to blame.  No one should ever trust INDEED to find a job for yourself, especially if you wish to remain on disabilityor work part time.  I give up.  I will just take some time to be with Pharaoh now.  I feel like it is an impossible task to ever find employment for me.  I have no a lotment for dignity in this process at all.  Jennifer NOBODY big fat ugly person of no rights at all.

Chief Account Huntington International

 On this day, I prepare to pick my sister up at HHH Terminal 2.  I believe that she is flying my airline, Southwest.  Northwest was always mine and my uncle John tried to steal it by merging Eastern with Western and creating Delta that took over Northwest.  Well I still had the three private cesnas of Mesaba as my fleet to fly to TheIron Range.  I own it all now under the umbrella of my holding company in Indiana that we will just rename TAFT today.  It is very Russian and fixes all dents that espionage could create.  I will now just tweet a bit and then watch some of the French series SPIRAL that I checked out of the library yesterday.  JKM  Commander AND Chief of all world nations and tribes.

Attorney JAG and International law 112

 It is time and I know mine.  I am working around the clock, but sleeping well as well with my kitty, Pharaoh.  I applied, via email at Kitty Klinic and we will see what happens.  My attorney, Andrew is busy as well and I do not want to worry about a lawsuit right now.  He can handle the endgame and the fame of taking down the most viscious sexual predators on the planet who work in corporations all over the planet.  I will swim in the morning and meet my sister at the airport after noon.  We will dine with my mother at Olive Garden and go to REI to buy her a down coat.  She is returning to MN to head the VA in a Albert Lea clinic.  It is unpresidented and she deserves it and her husband does too.  I keep it simple and hopefully good things will come.  I need to go to Cub to get red meat back into my diet this week, but not tomorrow.  My tuna casseroles, 3, that I made are divine.  Stay clean all of you.  Tyler, I love you.  You are the only being of light who I have ever bedded and wedded immediately.  You are sentinel chief, chief marine, and now Hamburg royalty.  Luv ya,  Hope agent 112

Cover Letter for Target Corporation

Jennifer K. Mayer

3236 Garfield Ave. Unit 003

Minneapolis, MN 55408

email:  hopegod3@gmail.com

Phone: (612) 799-7367

Target Corporation

900 Nicollet Mall

Minneapolis, MN 55403

December 28, 2021

To Whom It May Concern,

    I have delivered you the most complete and elite resume in history.  I would like a part time job in management.  I wish to be part of the corporate team.  I am impeccable in dress and quite likeable to all.  Kelly Muse, of Darden Corporation, can vouch for me, personally.  She was my direct link to the management team of Darden Corporation.  The two of us pulled Smokey Bones out of the worst corporate tailspin in history.  We even had the side bar of a Colt player, Reggie Wayne, falling in love with me, and selling his corporation, Hooters, to Peter VanNess, overseas.  Peter works in Berne, Switzerland, but lives in Geneva.

    I will be getting back to you within 24 hours if I do not hear anything.  At that point, if not hired, I will hire the best New York City Law Firm available, and I will sue Target for all that it is worth.

    Have a blessed day.

Sincerely,

Dr. Jennifer K. Mayer (call code 112)

what a day

 45 minute swim check.  half hour workout check.  close us bank account check.  food from ymca check.  gift bag for carol check.  black sweatshirt check.  bus ride check.  pack in pack out check.  put everything away and clean up ants check.  did dishes check.  used new coffee pot check.  admire cute kitty check.  tweet with walmart black and red hp check.  got this dell back in order check.  disputed charged and reported fraud of crime reports and green chef through actions of minneapolis police check.  now i must eat.  i choose ham and mac and chee\se.  yeah.

Keeping the Peace and Bringing A Classic Renaissance to The United Methodist Church

I am working on multiple projects today.  Omicron is one and it is done.  COVID is bacterial and came from the saliva of KIMODO DRAGONS.  Fauci is testing theory now with pig on OAHU.   Royal Japanese Navy just dropped a dead sow for luao for kimodos to enjoy.  Water bottles will no longer be allowed on airplanes at all.  Passangers who are troublesome about this matter will be handled by ISREALIS.  I am soothing the savage beast that is a fissure in the United Methodist Church.  If the split happens, another CIVIL WAR will occur as well.  Our economy and infinitry cannot take it anymore.  Read GRANT everyone in UMC Council of Churches before you ever speak or preach again.  Preacher wives read RED BADGE OF COURAGE.  All Preacher's kids read LORD OF THE FLIES.  Lies are no longer tolerable.  Slovenly attire, hair, and makeup is not either for UMC service.  The UMC was chosen after The Great Depression to be the chuch of all governmentals.  Dick cheney is now reading the riot act to you all.  He is UCC and will now be the head of the UMC ship.  No more lesbian ministers will be allowed to practice and preach anymore in the United Church of Christ.  The UMC rule will apply to UCC as well.  A minister cannot be self avowed homosexual and PRACTICING.  Peace out.  Amen.

YAWN

 Thank you Tom and Aaron.  I am now cooking a pizza and will watch the wcco news and go to bed.

Break the Glass Ceiling

 Aaron, I missed the first quarter mostly applying for pt employment but when i turned it on my pandora on my tv would not turn off.  i used a voice command and it switched to a pure white screen.  i went to the restroom.  as i flushed, the tv restored.  i turned to fox and then there was one play and then another play to lazard that broke favre's record.  you are both so classy.  i am all prepared for tomorrow when i will celebrate xmas with my mom and larry.  your team is all one now.  play your heart out and have real joy for the first time in your life.  diet coke is my next move.  drink chess is the play today.  love, jennifer hope mayer

Just A Plan to Walk for a bit.

 I am trying to just stay quiet today.  I did 30 minutes of Hatha Yoga mixed with Kundhalini Yoga and Pilates.  I ended with meditation.  I want to walk down to Lake Calhoun and walk around.  I spoke with my mother and we will be meeting tomorrow to celebrate Christmas.  All is well.  Being home with Pharaoh is Heaven.  I am excited for the game.  Bonjour mon petite ami.  Je m'appelle l'Hope.  S'il vous plait va avec moi pour eternity.  Peace out.

Freeing the NFL from hell TEST COMMENTATORS TODAY!!!

 Merry Christmas.  I am up early and making some revisions and additions to my resume.  I will call my mother in a little while.  I wish to look forward, not back today.  I will call Bobby on station B2 after 9 am.  He called yesterday and we talked for about 7 minutes.  It was delightful.  I am drinking some tea from my Breckenridge mug that is lined on top with 23 carrot gold.  I prepare to see Aaron and Justin play today.  Go guys.  Rah rah rah.  I called to motivte jj last night.  He will now fight to make it right.  ALL the comentators have COVID and they are never tested.  Well Chris Collinsworth has HIV and now ebola.  Cheers with sparkling cidar.  I love you all.  Jennifer but you can call me hope if you want to.  PS Ben is now exorcised and the demons will never scare him again.

A Christmas Nightmare

 I wil write about tonight and try to keep it brief.  I am tired and I need the relief of sleep.  I went to the Christmas Eve service at 8 pm at Westminster Presbyterian Church and a man greeted me at the door and said, "I knew someone would be walking through the door right now.  I knew then that he had the only gift of prophecy in the joint.  I changed my boots to my clogs and began taping with my dictaphone.  I could not read the bulliten even with my 2.00 cheaters because it was too dark.  I was trying to turn my phone off and the man behind me began yelling at me to leave.  I did.  I will now sue them for all that they are worth.  Dick Cheney will make sure of it.  they are the ones who keep letting the Dalai Lama into the u.s. to film Chinese child porn and they keep it in their library on the top shelf.  Arabs have it now.  I took a quiet bus home, unpacked, made a pizza, made some calls, drank some pop, and sent an email to the white house.  it is now time to go to sleep.  oodnight. jennifer