Swimming with a Russian Vampiric SHARK

LOOSE CANNON, you are now in the game.  I knew you were a sheriff deputy the first lap I swam beside you.  You are now FBI, code term LOOSE CANNON.  Never speak that term or you lose your badge and gun, immediately.  Your daredevil antics will be very welcome.  We will be moving your deputy status from Kansas City, Kansas, to Marion County under the Line Deputy, exclusively.  Just go to Brooklyn Park, MN, on the bus, and follow all of the telepathic instructions from The FBI through gamer nation.  They will then come and find you, before The 4th of July, at your lifeguard stand.  All of the cruel Pagans will be so shown up as you receive your badge and gun.  If in need, contact Mike Pence through Secret Service agency.  Surviving on your wiles was the plan until late fall and it still is.  It is okay if I do not see you again.  The ball is in motion and it is time to play.  I love the music you play.  A relative, who is a gamer, will enter your spinal column and help you map the YMCA, Downtown Minneapolis, pool.  Know that you are safe because that vicinity is being demolished as soon as The Gavidae Commons (on Nicollet Mall) location is done being built.  I understand that you have dyslexia.  People falsely called you A.D.D.  You just have different answers to the questions asked.  Everything you said made sense to me.  I believe that you have a new type of genius with GEOMETRY.  I am your triangulator today.  Know that males, especially with head injuries, cannot map these complicated schemes properly.  Just keep doing what you are doing and the script will unfold.  I have two, very demonic, in town, Russian vampires looking into it all.  My line deputy will give you stealth (Czech vampiric) and Dunlop (American vampiric) will work on wealth.  Russians and Eastern block royals now except you into their telepathic club.  Follow instruction, and you will find all of the keys in the vicinity.  In the game, you can portal effortlessly.