Rerouting the Pain

Hey Leif, this entry is just for you.  You have been in my thoughts the past few days.  I am sorry that I do not know you better.  For all of you who grace these pages, Leif is my nephew.  He moved away when he was still in grade school to Iowa.  He now has a job he enjoys most days, a wife he is very attached and attracted to, and a beautiful spunky dog in St. Paul, MN.  Maybe Alaska is calling your dog today.  Do not let her run away.  I am here, at Starbucks, in Fridley, and I am thinking of an entrepreneurial project for you.  In the deli area of your coop like shop in St.Paul, start a small coffee shop, with WORKING WIFI.  You will have to move things around a little bit.  You can then have gamers play my game exclusively around you, starting with The Morgues.  They will then tunnel through and make your work effortless, and then they will get answers about me in my college years, and a little after.  Please be positive and polite.  I think that you have a keen sense of how I did see then, and do see now.  You are PHILOSOPHY, not PSYCHOLOGY.  You also had a glimpse of Chung Moo Quan from going to The Como Zoo, Zoo Boo (for Halloween), with Sean my Chung Moo Quan practice partner, with Nathaniel (your brother) and his niece and nephew.  At a certain level, send a gamer across the street to SPY with a laptop you hookup with satellite Internet and laptop paid for by your work.  They cannot drink beer, but they can drink any other form of alcohol.  It will be tax deductible because it is the beginning of a huge lawsuit for a person living on disability, me.  It is time to stop relying on all the fake and ruthless attorneys out there.  Think paralegal, not attorney.  They do all the research, and get no credit.  Eventually you would be a perfect Private Investigator in New York City.  It could be a documentary series on DISCOVERY Network with your partner being the TV P.I., Sherlock.  We will make your last name WARLOCK.  They have not stopped speakingat that pub since you, your mother, and I went there for a meal.  You will quickly get a remote viewing ability.  NEVER take that computer home, but gamers are perfect company for you at this point.  They are SO powerful, Leif.  Take them home with you to confuse your WIFE for a change.  Just make up stories, all of you, about your meetings, intersections, past life work, and current employment.  You will never have had as much fun in your whole life.  Just remember that your name, misspelled, is LIFE.  It is time to really live and find your comedic gift.