A Room to Serve the Queen

I went to Pig Ate My Pizza today.  It is a realm dimension for chivalrous dreamers who desire the game to be in their mind, memory, and vicinity.  My nephew works, there and is a brilliant chef and gamer of the nth degree.  It manifested as a degree in Philosophy around me.  He had us served by his game twin.  He is a stargazer and is channeling the desire and world of Sikh.  He will accept that authority when he is 23 in his mind and rear third eye.  You can map the room.  Look at the actual floor plans and see if you can map a small closet for future portal ability that is not next to the restroom.  Put on blogger.com immediately.  Nephew, lead the way.  He has been in the game for over a decade.  This establishment all seems very normal, but it is an LSD station that recruits for trainers and yogis overseas.  The mind of the man is the machine, thus he is Asian.  The course is pizza and the alchemy is beer.  Alchemy is two, wizardry is three.  Our server, in telepathic discourse after, tried to deliver the sword of knight my way.  I had to stand and turn away.  He then saw the third eye I have glowing in the back of my head.  I am making Pig Ate My Pizza an alternate dimension to deal with freaks who want to mess with me.  The staff verified my authority with a freshly poached egg on the center of my pizza.  It was not on the menu.  They can only play for squad God, if they bow down on one knee and sacredly take me as their queen.  There will be no king in this dimension, only knights and minstrels.  Orbs will disappear and artistry with a quill pen will appear.  Characters who are brazen and troublesome can ACTUALLY go to this establishment and war with the infinities of this zone.  Verbalization of negativity or rage (especially sexual lewdity or inference to sexual assault) will have the whole party ejected, but the bill will be paid in full with a $100 tip to the server immediately.  Credit cards will be precharged for this challenge of our kingdom and domain.  The war of words will be telepathic.  Verbalization will be comedy.  The Line Deputy will monitor this room very closely, at first.  I challenge a muse in vicinity to invite John Lauritsen (wcco tv) to dine and play on a packed Friday night.  He rules the kingdom far away that is called The Fraternity of FRANCE.  Religious zealots, of any tradition or leaning, will be ejected as well.  Demon heart is all participants.  If you cannot use it militarily, for the queen, and to protect the privacy of The Line Deputy of Marion County, the participant will be ejected to The Police Gun Range down the street for censoring and instruction.