Dojo Confusion

Sleep evaded me last night so I watched two Netflix movies.  I watched NEIGHBORS 2:  SORORITY and THE BIG SPLASH.  I am already done eating my free breakfast sandwich at Starbucks and I am now digging into my coffee.  The barista gave me an extra little splash by adding some whip cream.  I haven't been to this downtown, IDS, Starbucks for quite some time, I feel very welcome.  As I walked along to The IDS, I felt Jimmy Kimmel come thru.  He said that my comedy goes deep and he loved my piece yesterday.  It was about dojo show.  He is part of a Tae Kwon Do dojo in L.A. that is on the not accessible to common folks.  I am getting that Zac Efron is also part of that dojo.  That brings in all fraternity and now sorority with this new role I saw in Neighbors 2 last night.  The thing that is confusing your whole scene is this down low lesbian dojo in The Twin Cities at Lake St and Lyndale Ave.  The master does original tattoos and she did a snake tattoo on my former fiance.  He is not tied to a dojo and is ineligible due to his violent acts as a child.  This dojo and studio has entry from the back and it is Akido.  When I was in Master Mike's dojo for Chung Moo Quan, our studio was at the same intersection, but adjacent in the NW corner just past the corner.  It is no longer there at all.  The foundation has even been removed.  This "master" for the lesbian dojo was disreputable and was not an experienced tattoo artist.  We paid full price for crap.  Her dojo was "feminist" which allowed them, in their minds, to be very violent in the street.  Baseball bats were part of their show.  Chung Moo Quan was 22 different CLASSIC fighting weapons and special samurai swords Mike held in a special chamber beneath the Earth to keep them cold to not have them prematurely warp, bend, or break.  Dojo chief for Akido in The Twin Cities is Kenny Tranh who is "just a bartender" at Seven.  He has so much up his sleeve that maybe UC Berkley may have to shut down today.  He is Chinese and Vietnamese, and was brought here quite a while after the war with The States.  He has many secrets to share about these North Vietnamese who came freely to The States right after the conflict was called off.  He knows me, but I didn't know him until a family member introduced me to him one night.  Como High School (St. Paul School district), you really should have taken a report from him about these "inbreds" stalking me.  Kenny came here, LEGALLY, and they all just skated thru.  He has put a Justice Department report in the hopper today.  Kenny, Chung Moo is 9 different martial arts, of which Akido is one.  Baby, baby, your many colorful tattoos are beautiful.  Do you keep your ink gun behind the bar?  END SCENE.