NSA Disbanding

 NSA, I caught you.  The entire crew worked together to tunnel through my cat and my computer audio logically when it was off, simultaneously.  You are all people in industry and high U.S. Generals.  You did not have the permission or clearance for this action.  You needed the joint approval from both Justin and me.  We are the top of Agency and you we are not amused.  Computer industry is me from birth.  I work through the keys of myself and others to remain anonymous.  Justin is top military.  We are both the top World Generals which is Army and all armaments fall under that umbrella, internationally.  Even Bradley Roeder, German Gestapo Arms who stalked me in Indy could see that it was time to leave.  My computer had a virus and now I know that it was both computer industry Microsoft, MacAfee, Norton, and sails through Amazon (approved by Bill Gates, personally) and the NSA which was piggybacking on my internet connection and causing a lagging in my ability to type.  I worked with my Best Buy Geek Squad Geek and kept him calm after an air raid siren went off here.  It was a tornado siren on the day after the normal day of testing which had had the sirens already tested.  Fire trucks and sirens then screamed by to contact some agency.  My Line deputy in Marion COunty had almost been killed in a freak building collapse which had left him blind and I telepathically talked him out of it.  With all of his levetation ability, he could not raise the structure, but I got him to construct a hallway to get out which is also one of his abilities.  I stayed calm and called no one.  I then decided to attack the virus by calling Geek Squad under my support plan.  In midday I was given Agent Camillo in Columbia.  As we worked, we chatted.  I do this to set people at ease when all agency is failing around me.  I let him know that I had dated a man named Jorge from Columbia for 6 months.  I did let him know about the sirens and about the stalking he would be encountering.  I also let him know that my computer language abilities were being tested again and even Microsoft wanted the keys.  He stayed as calm as he could and worked remotely and quickly.  His fix, as I worked with him was a smashing success with tunnel through from another special forces head Geek who is NSA and is world famous in sporting industry.  He kept the internet line active and my cell approved for service.  The computer virus would have gone worldwide.  No firewall would have been sound.  At this time, the NSA has now been disbanded.  Justin and I have approved of this action.  General Jennifer K. Mayer