Jake Jylanhal Let's Talk About Sex

 I did finally get out today to go swimming.  I was still weak, but I went downtown for lunch and a swim.  I ate at Roti Mediterranean.  Jake Jylanhal was there with his Wiccan coven from L.A.  They sent me nasty pornography of me being raped.  Jake, I saw you at The 1029 with pink hair that one night at karaoke.  I never approached or touched you.  I just really did not care.  Well now they will know that it is you that has kept that whole facility and community down in all popular industry.  Carson Kresly is now on a mission from God.  You all got up as soon as you sent the "film" to my brain.  You then looked up at me as I sat with my meal, ill from the sexualization in that vicinity.  You sent telepathically, "Did you like that?" and walked away and I identified you by name as you walked by which is a CIA tactic that I have now made military and given to TJ Watt in L.A. to take care of out of control gays.  You got too close to my physically, thus I identified you three as gay and the top Wiccan Coven in L.A. You are a sadistic freak.  You should not have tried that this week.  Carson is now protected by secret service and minding the battle staitions now.  He will be in town tommorrow.  The red haired man with you was IRA and Scottish.  Now they know and he does too much blow and tunnels through a man from my past who was DEA and not a Romeo.  This letter is not to flirt, it is to put you in a striped shirt to free the gays who are left who can mind the gates properly and be aware in environments so they are not raped.  You are just evil, Mr. Jylanhal and I am just nobody writing to nobody here.  Nobedy reads my weblog anyway, but it gives me a chance to connect maybe with the stars actually, my line deputy.  So after I saw you, the cops did care and I saw them everywhere.  You do not do your homework, Mr. Jylanhal.  The 1029 is a cop bar, but you may not make it until fall with the lies you are spreading about Matthew MacConahay today who is L.A. Homicide.  The HIV spreader in that vicinity is YOU.  Now your crew will even eat bamboo.  Then pandas will tunnel through and the Japanese will care because they love their hair.  Gotta go.  No more blow for your show.  Its all on you today.  SUcks to be you in L.A.  By the way, your sister is not your sister and she is a mister.  Vie