A Message to the YMCA and the YWCA

 Tomorrow I will go to The downtown Minneapolis YMCA to swim.  I have the appointment already.  I will give them my weblog and show them my Capital One Mastercard from James Watt.  I need to protect that facility and my right to swim there and at the YWCA Uptown without incident and stalking.  I need to also protect the right of my father, Tom Mayer to workout there and at any YMCA in the United States if necessary.  He is the head of the YMCA Council and I am his number two.  We head it internationally through the Navy and were actually seen together at Menogyn at a top secret council conference in the boundary waters when I was 18.  We journeyed up there on his yellow Honda Goldwing motorcycle.  It was very military.  It was very scary and we handled a military native matter quite unceremoniously and quietly.  It keeps tribes in play today, and rights all over the U.S. of A.  People who go into these facilities must pay.  It means that insurance may work for some, but others need to purchase memberships.  We keep it nonprofit for a reason.  I use a handicapped locker room because I cannot take the stairs.  They are arduous to the pool on the fourth floor and actually poorly planned.  I have spinal stenosis as my diagnosis.  I used to use the stairs, but I cannot anymore there at that facility because I do fear a dreadful fall.  At the YWCA Uptown, they have an elevator, so I just use that and the women's locker room.  I am shy so I stay in my shower with the door closed and then walk quickly through with no eye contact.  I dress quickly.  I do not look at bodies.  Nudity has always scared me.  I just also want to say that my father established Planned Parenthood in the 70's around me to insure my reproductive rights.  He still heads it today.  The man is a marvel and a pioneer in every way.  He is very industry so please do not touch him publicly.  He chose family practice because it is the only field that is actually real in medicine.  he is in on every procedure around me even when he stays behind the scenes.  All techniques go through him.  He is a brilliant surgeon actually.  I will say no more, but now, ladies, you all can start to talk and tell the stories of the magnificence, steadiness under pressure, and calm of the man that is Dr. Tom.  I just want my rights, and the right to perform without slander and lies.  Maybe only Tom and me can know the show and believe in me in a way so that domestic violence, pornography, and sexual slavery never happen to me in marriage.  I am still reproductive, but will bare no children.  My creations will be that to the world and my kings.  My baby is Pharaoh my cat and he grows and evolves more every day.  He is brilliant and chosen in every way.  He is a prophecy that my father saw for me at Tripler U.S. Army Hospital the day after I was born as he rounded with me as I held a kitten from Waikiki who died later that day.  I began my kitten MASH unit on my linea at our officers family quarters at Pearl Harbor the next day.  Dr. Vie 112