I am just watching the Weather Channel and preparing for the day. I have placed 8 holds on books at the Hennepin County Library from The Aaron Rodgers Book Club. Aaron, they are all so ZEN WARRIOR. You are a rinpoche now. When I feel you have stabilized your personality, I will honor you at a private ceremony at my St. Anthony Park UMC Building where I will bequeath you my WHITE TARA and then you will be crowned TIBRTAN KING. Ben Roethlesbered and JJ Watt will be the only other persons in attendence, but my cat Pharaoah will be there too and we will give him a prayer cord that is orange and gold that says that he is a protector of mine, thus I will become the new DALAI LAMA. Derek Watt will guard the front door and TJ will be in the living room by himself at our old parsonage watching and photographing the birds outside. I will go to Aldis today and possibly to the uptown library, maybe some lifting at The YWCA. Jennifer
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