Kenny, I Am So Proud of Yee

I am listening to Ed Sheeran, "Photograph". It is reminding me of last night when I had some Interpol action coming through. Here is the big reveal. Kenny, Allyson Smyth's (Edinborough Witchraft head of coven, now decesaed), was head of the IRA when he kidnapped me and tortured me at Glasgow, Scotland, Engineering School, where he was a current student, the summer before I went to Hamline University. It took a year in my life, but was training for further torture in different vicinities starting in Muncie, IN. Kenny, last name unknown, is actually, and was at the time, HEAD of Interpol, Number two manages at Brit's Tavern in Downtown Minneapolis. I am number three. Kenny is actually British, from Liverpool, actually. It was Edinborough witchcraft (Allyson's), undercover, who used the spell on HIM to give him a perfect IRISH accent (Dublin Vicinity, NOT Belfast). She gave up her opportunity to live safe in America with the spell for a Midwestern accent for her, to further our cause of a FREE AND UNIFIED IRELAND. Guys, I am alright. I will be back into Brits and McCormick and Schmick's (downtown Minneapolis) early next month. M&S Sein Fein contact, Will. You can contact me at Brit's, NOT in my vicinity or on my cell phone that is paid for by a third party with Verizon Wireless. Please keep that number PRIVATE and Jorge's (of Columbia/ former SANDINISTA trained in Nicaragua by federali Sandinistas and then brought to Columbia Civil War) number private as well. It is in my cell phone list. His English is sketchy. He has a perfect translator with the embassy in DC. We need him to be "ignorant" in certain situations so that he can stay focused and NOT paranoid. He has never had any visual hallucinations and/ or paranoia (VERY SOLID even in my apartment)and we need to keep it that way. Harry, CATCH, you are number FOUR INTERPOL today. Kenny tortured him in the same vicinity, for a year, at the age of three. Adele now goes to number FIVE, from four. She will pick you up at HEATHROW Airport (public flight from NYC) tomorrow at 4 pm, exactly. Don't be late or you will get a massive SATANISTIC spanking. It WILL hurt. She's waited an infinity for you, but she never knew it was for you. She will prepare you for royal marriage to me AFTER King Christopher Dunlop in Dublin, Ireland. You can come if you wan to. You are my first official invite. It will be all straight, white, military men in attendance. Kenny will be your plus one. Kenny, you are now officially drafted to The British Royal Navy. You will have a six week sail, round trip, to South Africa, wherever they will let you dock, and you cannot have ANY treatment for seasickness. Karma is a mo fo, "honey". Adele will help you, Harry, set up an official BANGER crew to MASH the competition.