Mr. White At Your Secret Secret Service

Shaun White, U R on halfpipe duty. It needs some rehab. I make you a snow engineer today. Shaun has a technique that uses a filament that is in between snow and astro turf. It is a lot like the hollow hair that heats polar bear skin. He is brilliant, actually. Here, on this official university website, I give him the patent for this material right now. His degree will be from IT at U of MN. He will be made an adjunct professor there immediately, tied to 3M. He is also an econ masters degree. We will now make him PhD from St. Thomas school of enterpeneurialism. I miss you Shaunie. We have not talked telepathically recently. Guide X games wizardry and do your one act of philantrophy by making this the best halfpipe ever for free, behind the scenes. Putin can give you a little GENERAL ability so that you can guide other participant's 180's so there will be no injuries. I wish ONLY GOLD for you. Maybe one day we SKI at Keystone, actually. I race you to the bottom on a green. Let's see what fun THAT can be. NO CHEATING, only HEART BEATING.