Jimmer's WEST SIDE STORY

Hey George and Ms. Blanchet, I believe that you two are now done in Hollywood. All scripts for you will only be able to be filmed in certain parts of Europe where telepathy is the ugliest. Brainwashing a General's Daughter is an International Sex Crime. I'm so glad you tried me today. I went with my Uncle Jim and his son is now PhD Film Studies, Madison University. He slates ALL green lighted projects in L.A. so that human rights concerns do not end up on film. Let's just say that he was kind of like a FOSTER FATHER for me to keep me off film. Thank you PAPA. I wipe my hands clean, and no longer will I deal with Sex Crimes departments at all. They can go to Europe with you, Cate and George, and you can compete. Weight gain for all Hollywood community starts now. I hope you enjoyed those form fitting pencil skirts while riding bicycle in Monument Men. Some might call you the S word for doing those scenes. I just say that it is a shame I spent a good part of my day hating my body because you all have done witchery my way my way my whole life. I am the only one who has truly suffered from BODY DISMORPHIA. Cate, a Swedish Jew like you could only be educated in Australia you are so polarizing. Oh it is just part of Royal acting Academy. I would bet that you met my cousin JIMMER when he was there. He left you "at the alter" (beach meet at sunset) for a Swedish royal who would head Amnesty International. He actually found you kind of skanky, and now he knows that you, "speak of him fondly." You don't KNOW him at all, Ms. Blanchet. Stay away from him this week. He is married to another "Swedish Queen" (Whistler mean) and they will oversee the first truly arranged marriage overseas in INDIA. Keep me in your dreams, JIMMER, and this lifeguard will always tell you where the SHARKS are. West Side Story on BROADWAY is more your scene.