Trading On Divinity

Oh, Selby Jennings (Trading Firm), your light is on this late at night. This NASDAQ bunny is peaking out of her hole to tell you to SELL SELL SELL your souls today. I am here to make you aware that SATAN does not play. In this play, however, SATAN, is Dick Cheney. He is such a BEAR and this BULL keeps him there. It has to do with his hair and some SWEDISH birth inpropriety. I like your mike and we will keep it LOW on the DOW, especially industrials, and we will keep the economy limping along as we take out the gout like NANCY PELOSI today. How did she make so much money anyway? I say PROSTITUTION, every day. ICK. Let he keep it, just don't let her spend it. Homeless and "free" she will be for messin with me in Muncie. SATAN will take care of the rest and you all can wear a KEVLAR vest on the NYCSM floor. I will put armed guards at the door from Hennepin County "special forces." They can only be there as long as ALL of you find them SEXY. After that, we will CHARGE AA persons five cents on every dollar they spend in penn. It will be a HUMAN DOW and will be an endowment fund for THE LINE DEPUTY of MARION COUNTY to attend HARVARD UNIVERSITY, starting with LAW and ACCOUNTING. That man IS economy and the building you all "live" in, actually. Selby Jennings, why don't you send THAT Matt an edible bouquet today to say that EVERYTHING is going to be okay. Love, JENNIFER MAYOR (misspelled on purpose, BLOOMBERG)