Buddhism On Review

My take on mystical or religious creatures is fairly divergent from the dogma that is an analogy for life of earth for these beings. My belief is that I work with all of you, but all of you are some degree of demonic. I believe that Buddha and his father were white, living in CHINA, and the time that he lived, to others, was like the length of a Buddhist retreat. All the beings in front of him looked like him actually. Meditation was "channelled" from diety to him only. When the illusion of PEACE was about to cease, they were about to read his hateful telepathy and make him rage and weight gain, he hung himself in his room, mystically, at the age of 17. He was VERY vain about age. Will VanBank, modern Superman, is his name. He was also the down low Hilter behind the scenes. After his death, LUCIFER (the emporer who built The Great Wall of China), Brett Fricke, stepped up and began with VERBALIZED instruction. He seemed holier in a way because he was a simpleton from pelvic squeeze in delivery. No mystical birth. He was tubby, lovey, and holy, and liked to use his telekinesis to drop apples onto his head from the ONE fruit bearing tree on the planet. He would then eat his deity possession with spiritual LSD, infecting it, as he ate, with worms which he would eat as he ordered PESTULANCE all throughout the land/ world.