International Man of Mystery

I'd Rather be Tom Brokaw than Katie Couric. Men need to report the news ONLY. I'd prefer that they be white and not Jewish. Is that preference a crime? I will make my vote today for the replacement for Brian Williams and all other nightly news anchormen. I choose SUPERMAN, let's just name the character John and make his last name, for screen purposes, Bouvier. He can film with camera or not. I keep classic so that my grampa King can tunnel through with plenty of energy. The chair is there if you want it, John, but lets make the deal that we will report news when there IS news that effects the world community actually, from any place on the globe. We will just, telepathically, carry the set with us and report spontaneously. No more telepromters, but if a cameraman gets shaky or abusive, we will throw rocks at him on live world tv. Not a good activity to be a part of actually. We then welcome the service of The Guillotine. After 3 camermen lose their heads, the criminal malfesence should subside. If they do not accept your reign of all news, torture chambers will be built to your specifications and you can torture, even while on air. I love your hair. Your number one fan. hopegod3