A New Security Gig for ESG

I have a new business perspectus idea. It will be called BARISTA BOUNCER BITCHES. It will be the whole crew of Caribou baristas around me placed at the entrance to first The Rainbow Room, and then The Viper Room. They get to decide who gets in AND out every night. They will have Caribou cups with whatever chemical they need except crack cocaine. They must stay on property all night. No drunk driving or they will face charges here in MN at Shakopee. They can verbalize whatever they NEED to to get these white witches, primarily, away from these environments. They will never get a DOC or assault for it unless they touch these perspective patrons. A HUGE male ESG security guard will handle that type of encounter. Guests can try again on other times, but after the third rebuff they will get arrested for criminal trespassing FELONY if they come back. Egos need check. All of Hollywood Blvd is about to be burned down because these women will NOT stop practicing LA witchcraft with satanistic thunder. Attorneys will be kept away. Cops will follow the rules set down and ALL interactions AT THE DOOR will be recorded SOUND and VIDEO very high quality TAPE, not digital. Court rooms will eventually be shut down for good in L.A. It is all just a show anyway.