Monday, May 9, 2022

Tucker Carlson Interview for the DOD

 Tucker Carlson, I am about to watch your show.  Please do not do blow.  Keep your news on point and your telepathy sound, topical, and polite.  U.S. Marines tunneling through the Ukrainians have been called off by me.  J.J. Watt, now head of the Republican Party, is now the top U.S. Army General, but not world general like me, yet.  Please do not get too upset.  Do not let people tunnel through you.  I am dealing with the computer industry, Tucker.  It is the top of all industry because all industry chiefs use them.  Today I called the NSA.  They gave me a top chief today, and when I let him know of Microsoft encroachment on personal data through Windows Systems he basically hung up on me.  They are obviously in bed with Microsoft and Microsoft has been "lobbying" their "democratic" agenda that with become very dictatorial soon.  He already knew that I was top programmer from birth, and programmed Pascal on the first Macintoshes with no OS in high school with the North Vietnamese.  They were loyal and royal.  French speakers from birth, very erudite, and Republican.  They were U.S. Maine corps Captains from birth and were there to protect me.  Through the DOD we received the computers for free from Unisys Corp.  Dick Cheney arranged it himself.  It was a grand plan DOD venture because they had only been an IBM PC maker until then.  The Vietnam War was not what you think.  Today I took my Apple Corporate keys and Microsoft too.  Now I rule the school, but still think that I am not cool.  I contacted Xi through his DC embassy and dictated an email of Xi to me that was his telepathy.   I told them that they could print it in a Beijing paper, immediately.  I also left some messages about this day with The National Enquirer.  You may want to listen before you go on air to stabilize.  Cheney is so proud of me now and will be proud of you if you can say solid in this interview that I am about to do on you.  I will then make you the HEAD of the DOD, immediately.  Jennifer

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