I am working on multiple projects today. Omicron is one and it is done. COVID is bacterial and came from the saliva of KIMODO DRAGONS. Fauci is testing theory now with pig on OAHU. Royal Japanese Navy just dropped a dead sow for luao for kimodos to enjoy. Water bottles will no longer be allowed on airplanes at all. Passangers who are troublesome about this matter will be handled by ISREALIS. I am soothing the savage beast that is a fissure in the United Methodist Church. If the split happens, another CIVIL WAR will occur as well. Our economy and infinitry cannot take it anymore. Read GRANT everyone in UMC Council of Churches before you ever speak or preach again. Preacher wives read RED BADGE OF COURAGE. All Preacher's kids read LORD OF THE FLIES. Lies are no longer tolerable. Slovenly attire, hair, and makeup is not either for UMC service. The UMC was chosen after The Great Depression to be the chuch of all governmentals. Dick cheney is now reading the riot act to you all. He is UCC and will now be the head of the UMC ship. No more lesbian ministers will be allowed to practice and preach anymore in the United Church of Christ. The UMC rule will apply to UCC as well. A minister cannot be self avowed homosexual and PRACTICING. Peace out. Amen.
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