3236 Garfield Ave. Unit 003
Minneapolis, MN 55408
email: hopegod3@gmail.com
Phone: (612) 799-7367
Target Corporation
900 Nicollet Mall
Minneapolis, MN 55403
December 28, 2021
To Whom It May Concern,
I have delivered you the most complete and elite resume in history. I would like a part time job in management. I wish to be part of the corporate team. I am impeccable in dress and quite likeable to all. Kelly Muse, of Darden Corporation, can vouch for me, personally. She was my direct link to the management team of Darden Corporation. The two of us pulled Smokey Bones out of the worst corporate tailspin in history. We even had the side bar of a Colt player, Reggie Wayne, falling in love with me, and selling his corporation, Hooters, to Peter VanNess, overseas. Peter works in Berne, Switzerland, but lives in Geneva.
I will be getting back to you within 24 hours if I do not hear anything. At that point, if not hired, I will hire the best New York City Law Firm available, and I will sue Target for all that it is worth.
Have a blessed day.
Sincerely,
Dr. Jennifer K. Mayer (call code 112)
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