Shopping Sorcery

I went around the world yesterday, and today I will go shopping with my mother.  Everyone stay calm.  I am wearing the most Antiwiccan outfit a sorceress can wear.  My bra came from the store I am shopping at today, my underwear and blouse came from Catherine's which I understand is now only online, my jeans are from Target, my sandals are from Schulers Shoes, my Celtic knot necklace is from my mother's trip to Ireland, my ring is from Indiafest, and my earings are from Khol's.  I put it all together intuitively and then I realized that it was such a collage of my journeys in the world in my current society.  It is important that I have a royal gift from Ireland and a ring from a royal bizarre.  That really gets the point across that I rely on other sources, not just my own keen eye.  My mother shops with me, except for the jeans I got from Target and the ring from Indiafest.  She is kind a personal shopper assistant.  Where we will shop today, they care deeply about how things fit, and if you need help with sizes or styles once you are in the dressing room, and on the floor.  Pray that everything stays calm and cordial today.  I will be spending some of my stimulus check money.  I feel that gays are starting to get the point out there to be helpers of me so as to establish a gay royal village somewhere in The U.S.  Russian Jews please stay away today.  Line Deputy, I miss you so very much.