Surfer Boys on The North Shore of Oahu

I'm thinking about great white sharks today.  The North Shore of Oahu was covered with them after my birth.  The surfer boys began a shark theology after that, and made each wave a blessing.  These men were hardened criminals with tight bodies and high IQ's.  They WOULD rob a bank or two on occasion.  They were never caught due to their telepathic team technique.  In the 80's the problem started.  One California Pagan surfer girl got out there without being eaten, and the surfer boys questioned the discernment and holiness of their shark guides.  Then Oahu crack wh**es then started rushing the beaches at dawn and would stay all day.  The surfer boys would party in a holy way at night and thus they would not wake until 10 am, and then be at the beach at exactly 11 am each day.  These heinously evil Wiccan females would fake the taking of a wave, and laugh as they let it go.  The Oahu surfer boys had had it.  In 1983, just before I visited Oahu, the surfer boys began to pray to a Polynesian authority that was shark witchery.  Their dominance returned.  I came to them the next year and just watched from the beach.  I did not know that they had a special baby board for me to make sure that I did not break my back or neck.  I just knew I was afraid.  On that day, the men sat in line at the rim of the waves and waited for me to play.  There was some diversion from my brother.  All of a sudden the sharks lined up too, and STOPPED SWIMMING.  They could have died by not being able to breath, but they wanted me to see my notoriety.  The surfer boys never questioned the authority and discernment of sharks again.  They later figured out that the surfer girls were threatening me, telepathically, and only my brother picked it up or he would have gone out there with me.  The sharks started eating female surfers after that in quick fashion.  They could not stand the female Wiccan flesh no more, and they stopped.  The surfer boys then showed them to a private beach and quickly started beheading them one by one.  They would just bury them their where the brush grew quickly.  These heavy duty satanists would worship and party there at night to never be afraid.   They would also not allow these women's souls to produce warlockery on their vital resource or tamper with their kinship with sharks.  When the women disappeared, they would just tell the Navy and 5-0 that the sharks must have devoured them because they were stealing waves and letting them go.  Navy sailors surf the world for free and 5-0 would surf The North Shore on occasion, so they knew the sacrilegious action that this was.  All is in balance today after a girl was eaten in The Bahamas the other day by 3 great whites when snorkeling with her family.  That only happens if she is using Wiccan in the water and trying to actually touch these great beasts sexually.  How sick.  I love my sharks and my sharky surfing crew.  I dedicate this entry to you, and give you the gift of second sight in the water (a superconductor) and also return an ability to read only English again.  Polynesian created dyslexia in a tunnel through crew like all of you.