Vikings Play

Today I will watch the Vikings and Bears game.  Just think, I am sure that Vikings hunted Bears back in the day.  It is time for them to HUNT again, and stop the stalking all over me.  Rudolph, my gift of sight is for you today.  I suggest that you envision clapping your hands together with gymnast chalk before each play even if you wear gloves.  It will make you more aerobatic.  You can also think of marking your palms with blue pool cue chalk.  You can mark it with a K.  Then, if anyone is knocked out, it won't be you.  It will also make strange angle plays come to you, and be caught by you.  In the end, you will see table salt pouring over you in the stadium which will turn to snow.  That will give you a weather ability, and you can deliver the wins to all the good little boys and girls, but NOT have a shiny red nose.  Kirk, keep the ball close to you.  They are going to try to strip it with any opportunity they can get.  Wiccan mystical play is afoot there.  Heads up, coaching staff, Brad Childres is stalking the entire squad.  Keep him at bay.  This is serious business, but I think that we can have fun if you put you left foot in, your left foot out and your right foot in, your right foot out, and then you do the hoky poky and you turn yourself around.  NO ONE is going to the poky (jail) today.  Griffin, take your medication already, or you will be censored by the satanism of The NFL.  What starts in football, stays in football.