Spy Craft for James Bond

I quietly sit at Starbucks.  My mind is calm, but not blessed with creativity or intelligencia.  Our onscreen James Bond is actually Russian intelligence, and may need to take a break from dealing with The Queen.  He has hopes and dreams, and he wants plans to solidify and become real.  He becomes more confused every day.  Mr. Craig, it is because it is becoming real around me.  Intelligence workers, the whole world over, are coming through my local casbah.  There are shifts of different nations and ethnicities.  It all seems calm and normal, but the commander and chief sits in the corner pretending to read a New York Times upside down, and Netanyahu reads the Time Man of the Year issue.  He would rather see the reaction of the surroundings if he had a Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue.  In The Middle East, they are beginning to float that he is gay.  I think that it is Angela Merkel.  She is a real devil in the sheets, and wants no one to say it of her.  Mr. Craig, stop by the cop shop in New York City where Tom Selleck plays pinnacle with the real chief of police.  Height is an issue there because Deblasio tries to tunnel through.  Back to my scene, sit with me and people will constantly stop by to take napkins from MY napkin dispenser.  You are here to study and to rule what is evil and what needs to be kept out of Russia.  I say ALL OF IT.  I prepare you all today.  This great granddaughter of World General Joseph Stalin is top KGB, especially today.  Melania Trump is too.  So Putin has a Czechoslavkian Nuclear Physicist named Sergii, (who caused Chernobyl to crash when he was three because they wouldn't let him eat) is the ONLY one who has the number to Vladimir's bedside phone.  Sergii is funny.  He called Putin and laughed and laughed right in front of me as he said, in Czechoslavakian (Putin's second language AFTER English), "Putina is right here in front of me."  He just kept saying Putina, Putina, Putina.  That is what Putin would call me as a small child.  He would meet me in the library, located centrally at my one level elementary (for me all levels of education) school, Island Lake Elementary every Wednesday at exactly 10:00 a.m.  I had to do it without a synchronized watch or a weapon.  If I was late, I got a pretty serious pistol whipping.  If I was early, it happened worse.  Russia is a whole new chess game, and I suggest that media industry stay out of it, and stay out of their national boundaries which will soon include all Eastern block countries, including EAST BERLIN.  It will be a spy drop shop, internationally, and a no mystical ability use zone.  Happy hunting fellow Eastern block operatives.  I am also East Berlin Police.