Monk On A Corner

I was on the bus yesterday, after my swim, coming from downtown Minneapolis, and the thought, "Buddhists are getting really sick of people saying nasty things and spreading rumors about their highest and holiest."  I was declared Worldwide Rinpoche at the age of 32.  The ceremony was held at a Tibetan Buddhist Society in Edina, MN, and declared by the head Rinpoche, at the time, from a New York State Monastery.  At that moment, I looked to the corner of E. Hennepin Ave. and Central Ave NE., in Northeast Minneapolis, and there was a lone Tibetan monk in his full Tibetan prayer robe minus the beads.  He was meditating for a long time to get there at that moment.  His space is closer to my home by 29th Ave NE., in NE Minneapolis.  He is now the highest in The Twin Cities under my care, which is becoming the highest in all domestic and foreign lands.  I felt a sense of peace and a brief heart palpitation.  My empathic system is me feeling that heart palpitation for him.  All emerged gracefully and gratefully.  I look to you, brave lone one, to go to your "tribe" and propose that high and holy religious entities STOP taking LSD, at all, for any reason.  I start with you because you have me to fall back on here at Starbucks in Fridley.  We are evolving and I sense that Asian populations are afraid to take the "training wheels" off.  I also charge YOU, not my anointing Rinpoche, to determine the daily karma for The Dalai Lama.  ALWAYS keep in mind that he is very "generous", meaning dangerous, Chinese Intelligence from birth.  HE was the genocidalist in Tibet.  He just wanted a new pair of glasses and the head monks said "no" and gave a young monk his glasses for a day so that he would know what it was like to not have anything aiding him at all.  The rest is very tragic and misunderstood history.