Saturday, December 16, 2017

Virgil I Love You

Virgil, I miss you.  You and your gorilla bachelors are coming to The Middle East with me.  You will get the same shots as me, and you all will be fine.  You will help me sleep on bad days.  We will make your enclosure 4 times the size of The Como Zoo.  We will actually include beds for all of you.  You all will be considered high and holy.  Even the camels will bow to you.  You can ride one if you want to.  We will have to stabilize you with Sampson and Jabir tunneling through with the Line Deputy.  The pictures will be world renowned.  There is great preparation happening as I write this note to you.  Finally, I will be protected and kept safe and comfortable.  You guys will be the same.  Let's just have some great dreams before then.

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