Fire Plea Bargain

I do know that you all are not what we see on TV.  Maybe that is why, most recently, they made Chicago Fire.  You will need a good attorney.  Maybe only a full extra terrestrial law practice is the only practice that can handle all of you.  I have my Harvard Law grad doing research in Indy right now.  He is my number two.  I am looking at international community towards fire here in Minneapolis.  Being married, we will never testify in a court of law.  We will rule the pool and show you all that logic, especially having to do with mystical gifts, DOES exist, just like the existence of the two of us.  It becomes a military matter.  You will all serve time together in a full white male, non Jew cell block.  I say one ten year stint, and then right to The Middle East to protect royalty as they purge their lands of Jews and non Shi ite Muslims.  They will have their own ten year stint in Kuwait together stinking of what they have let into their lands.  The air quality there is still very poor due to those burning wells in the first Gulf entanglement.  That will occur after you leave.  You will all leave with International Law degrees from Hamline University (St. Paul, MN), and you can go at them through diplomatic means, tunnel through, remote view, The Internet, and spells that you cast as a unity.  Now how does that sound as a Grand Plan?