Princess Patrol

Princess Beatrice and Eugenie, I dispatch you now.  Your mother is GYPSY, and it is time for you to act.  Your father is actually a quadruplet with Charles, and anonymous man named Paul I met, and Jack (John) Forrest.  Jack Forrest's father was Swedish, and fathered these children and left England with Jack, and Paul was sent to Sweden for rearing.  Your grandmother is half Swedish royal and half German royal.  You have the royal German of my family coming through BOTH of you simultaneously, this week.  Call on gypsy power to find the things that you own that are truly royal, and destroy the rest.  You will be undercover mystical law enforcement TOGETHER on The Continent of Europe.  Bone up on your French.  Only have a happy and healthy physical life in Britain.  Stay away from each other in that way, and men on The Continent, to keep your notoriety.  We will make you judiciary for NAVY in Britain and pertinent cases in The U.S. for royals here and overseas.  Good luck ladies.  Fergie is Interpol.  Do not SPEAK to her ever again or you will go crazy.