Aaron Through the Uprights

I am at the Taco Bell in Columbia Heights. My lovely Aaron Rodgers and HIS Packers pulled it out against the EVIL Dallas Cowboys in the final seconds of the game. It was exhausting to watch, but we did it. Maybe I take it personally, so I was SOOOO irritated by my roommate who kept speaking her Wiccan icky while I sat silent trying to cheer on my players. Every time she spoke, I was more annoyed, but I did not say anything rude. After a while though, I was like "Are you as dumb as a goal post, or what?" I feel like she wants to get into my private thoughts and feelings. It is really hard to deal with her on a normal day, but today I was invested in the game, so I couldn't just go in my room or to someplace to write. Well, rest up this week guys. I will damn straight be watching next week. I dub you KING AARON today. If I was there, I would place a Burger King Crown on your noble knightly head. I know that you were multitasking. You did great. Have a hot tub and then drink down a Pina Colada with two extra shots of brandy to just relax your muscles properly. I will be up tonight, but you can take some Unisom if you need to. GO PACKERS!!!