To James

James Masters' (Spike from Buffy) number two just walked into Starbucks with his laptop. James is tunneled thru fairly strong. James is from Dublin, Ireland. He is a world renowned poet and he teaches at California Universities. He is American vampiric and I believe that this man is one of his masters students. James, his strongest witchery is BIRD, thus around you and I he is silent and around community he will not stop speaking about you and I. The reality of James and I is that I watched Buffy, Angel, and Hawaii 5-0, and I sent him one letter about poetry. I have never met him. James, it is okay to let your students study my poetry this week. Just say that it is anonymous and then evaluate them psychiatrically. Then tell them that it is yours and again take a psych check. Then BRACE YOURSELF and tell them that it is actually mine and watch them go FULL ON screaming WICCAN SEX OFFENDER. Report them ACTUALLY to the FBI. James is an FBI profiler today and a royal Irish knight from birth.