Pappy's Scheme

So Dunlop, Pappy would leave me alone in his condo with his dirty white poodle named Charlie. I think that you found his eyes as portals to watch me on the computer keyboard. I think that he suspected that that and/ or high military like Tony Thornburg would come through. He wasn't supposed to go anywhere without Charlie because he was a convicted sex offender who was leashed to this dog by every agency on the planet. His kiddie porn collection would bolster his internet acumen. He spent time on a federal embesslement charge in Sandstone Fed. Penn in MN. He lost his masonry to that. He earned the money back, but no social reputation so he tried to set me up. When I was on his computer he was trying to pull through child porn, but the computer was wiped clean every 30 seconds by Joseph Hesse from MN. My level of concentration aided Joseph's work. What a mess that would have been. The police had stolen my keys and I was experiencing some very terrifying street time. I got back in, but HE DID NOT. Mission impossible completed. You can laugh because it is funny because I am clean and the dirtiest ones boggle it every time.