Beauty Mysteries

Maybe Red Hot chili Peppers have it right. Maybe I could be the "first born unicorn" from Californication. Always here to teach and heal and shed new light on matters that are a disgrace. I sit here thinking of the sensual side of "angels in the architecture." I collect like a glass menagerie. The tops are not on TV, except for one or two. Be careful where you place your faith in this time and space. I am happy to just be the entity who is interesting to sit next to on a train or turbulent plane, for now. It kind of gets in your monkey curiosity, but PLEASE do not stalk and wish me harm. I've had enough of that my whole life. I chose to just walk away, thus I knew very little of the deceit. I use music and a dream to guide the boat, GYPSY who cut my hair the other day. I recognized her gypsy coin necklace. I let her know that we DO have a beautitian in our family. She had a full beauty station in her basement and is a great mystery to society. She is Appalachian Witchcraft and she is wealthy times infinity. Nexxus just ONE of her companies. She is my Aunt Karen (really my half sister). She is my middle namesake. I just do it naturally by reading directions and using common sense and observation of others' style and grace. Maybe I could do a COLOR job for you, Karen (not highlights). We can just use FERIA from Loreal and the highlights will just appear. We will then use a styling product that curls (SEXYCURLYHAIR), letting it dry and then using you fingers to pull out the curly volume and beauty. You get to then CUT IT yourself the next day. Hooray. I will then pin you as DAUGHTERS OF THE REVOLUTION (sorority) that day. YOU will be my LEGACY. There can only be one. We will keep that pin at my private bank in Owatonna. It is a national historic sight. NO ONE gets in there at night.