Fox Sports in the News

Hey FOX SPORTS, I love your hair today. Chris Dunlop is coming your way. Irish King with the bling bling, he is most copesetic with BRADSHAW. Your company is ME. I can do whatever I want to it, as soon as I win the Supreme Court case that I am mounting. Always property to so many, no more and to never be called a whore again. We will have an IDEAL, ALL WHITE MALE network. We will not cover the NBA at all. Twelve hours of a day will just be a mommy and baby hippo eating greens on the shore for a change. They are cute, but not cuddly, and they are triumphantly dangerous lying beneath the arrogant humans that try to encroach on THEIR land. Hippos never say poor me, they fight every day with all they have got. Maybe indigineous people could do it for a change. Now THAT is probably the copy for the first words to be spoken on our network after I take over. Howie, I make you permanent C.E.O. I will give you ONE NIGHT alone with me wherever you want to go and do. Plan many events, I am very enduring. If you rent a five star hotel room, I can spend the night, but the Line Deputy will be there to pick me up at 6 AM in the morning. You will then know what a prize you are guarding. I have always been the lady, even in the midst of all disease around me. I will now live a life of permanent, especially intellectual and humorous stimulation, that has NOTHING to do with intoxication. Happy Birthday today, Mr. President. I nominate you for the next term after ESG JOE runs and wins the White House for the KKK. Different strokes for different folks. I see with the eye of diplomatic attorney for ALL community. THAT is the most heinously discriminated against community that has ever existed, thus their abilities are now peak, almost tribal, and elite especially with economy.