Wednesday, September 18, 2013
Football Around Me
Today I feel you travelling with me. Shawn and I had chemistry in biology lab. Animal Behavior was our subject. Touch was telekinesis. The solidity was Jennifer, the completion to our threesome. She was very partnered off campus. Well he is the gel of the NFL today. Infinity DEA, he got his assignment done on time. He turned in ALL DEA agents and Matt Benejamin as well for extensive crack use since birth. Sorry Vick. He was FOOTBALL on campus and just a light in my day. He now monitors YOU today, Peyton. Any more crack, your INTERVENTION will be very public on TV. Your longtime "partner" will become to be known as Robin Williams and it won't be funny. Dr. Drew will be in the other room cued up for his commitment CEREMONY for sex addiction to three year olds of the female variety. Adam Corolla will be your addiction counselor throughout the rest of your life. Just LISTEN to me ONCE, Peyton, and none of this has to be. You are not bullheaded, you are demonic. This RHINO friend from college will come to get you tonight if need be. He has just been signed as the OFFENSIVE defensive linesman of the FALCONS. He is head jackal and DRUID (only male, 100% Irish). You have no idea how military he really is. He will ruin that team in no time. Mr. Brady is a thumbs up on this international endeavor.
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