Jeff, the TARGET is You

Caribou meet Jeff, Jeff meet Caribou. I think that you will be fast Russian friends for eternity. I see Alaska going to YOU in its completeness. We will then give it back to Russia, and you will be made a Russian citizen, never American, always Russian. It is quite a compliment that they want you that bad. You have complexitiy and mirth towards me that they need. The connections that people assumed with you were always deceit in your head. Your superiority made you target, and Caribou too. In my humor, I will then give you TARGET corporation. No more Walmart for you. Your home base will be just the French cart escalators in the downtown MPLS store. You will see red as sin and grey will be the evolution for the sign that has already begun on corporate target signs. BLACK badges will be taken away and their bodies disposed of in a biohazard dumpsters. They are all Abott Northwestern today which is pandemic Viral Menangitis. The empty halls will suit your portaling concerns just fine. We will demolish the corp. office in Golden Valley, and everything else is good. Enough said.