Nixon and Me Back in '73

They knew that US Army Tripler (my hospital) would float almost like an arcesque boat when the birth of me happened, you see. No one knew the impacts of meteors back then and the active volcano kept going off again and again. It was Richard Nixon, our courageous and ingenius existing president who was so brave as to be on an AIRCRAFT CARRIER right off shore that took that threat out, personally for me. He too, Navy like me. He was not revelry. He led EVERY day of his adminstration and took the heat when I could no longer right the ship. His trips to China and Russia as an anti communist were his show of his natural diplomacy especially around the subject of me. He needed to explain that leaving my family would cause me physical and immense emotional pain, but he checked on me in the night when things were not right. He portalled above my crib with a handmade .44 and kept them at bay. Sleep was necessary without constant touch. I was dreaming and building an earth realm that could withstand the personal onslaught of Muncie to be. He held my sister Anne, on stage, at the graduation of both my mother and father at Hamline University. Talk about the top secret of the entity that was he. Richard, today I name this Richard Nixon day and I give you an additional, posthumous, law degree from Hamline University. You are now International Law (ALL OF IT), just like me.