Grandpa Charles

Let's just take a stroll to Jolly Old England, and try a radio spot with Prince Charles. Mr. Charles, what is your new radio name? Eddy. It's a little bit funny, but I'm not one of those who can easily hide. My life is lived in the press and I am afraid that I will lose my permanent address this week. Sneek sneek, do you deserve to? Probably, yes, but what a royal mess. Can we be of service by keeping you clean of crack? Definitely, thus to not break my back. Are your nickers clean? Definitely, I deserve to be turned on when Camilla is turned off. Pranks are new to me W. If you plan to attend, just don't tell me. You are my holy ghost from Muncie and my children are completely insanely in love with the IDEA of you. Being Prince never to be king is a mess. Well I suggest you start to do actual verbal stand up in Picadilly Square today to release the stress. Experience your commoner side and become a real life prince and the pauper. Clean wit, at first, leading to adobe in their arrogance and short stride. Communicate with Camilla as if she is dead and living in Edinburough at first, and then move to the haunted tour behind the castle. This may seem jumbled, but it cleans out the centers of years of being absorbed through only LSD. Be great and with a baby you can relate.