Monday, January 21, 2013

Hidden Interests

As I grope in my environment to find my breath, I see many who are feeling the ship tipping and threatening to sink.  The mistakes of Smokey Bones will not be made by Buffalo Wild Wings.  I  will officially acquire it for the British Corporation Darden today.  Servers have to live off of tips, and corp will pay their taxes minus social security.  Batenders will be paid one dollar a day.  Servers must tip out to the cent or they will be terminated immediately.  Darden owns Olive Garden and Red Lobster at this time.  They have become so greedy.  They will have to Latino light and heat those spaces energetically.  Service is iffy.  We may start over next week.  Buffalo Wild Wings gives us a full store of trained staff to start with.  If you are terminated from Olive Garden, especially management, you will be, at first, just incarcerated in Stillwater for a year.  Good luck BW3 crew.  Darden Chief CEO and CFO, Jennifer K. Mayer Esq.

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