I will just channel a message from my former service dog Lilly.
Wuf wuf wuf, I luv people next to Jenny. I did not like that Jew Brett who beat me regullarly. He is a beast and a totalitarian dictator. He smells funny. He will have no money. Tweet tweet, I get the beat. Mommy loves me even though I was cruel to her feet. She sees me every day through the eyes of other dogs and infidels alike. I never planned to be a beast, but it happened at his feet. Celia stay away every day. I was always doing intel for the other side. I deserve a PhD from Hamline University.
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