May the Stars and Stripes Always Wave Here and Abroad

I am a creature of modesty living modestly in a country called America.  Rights of this land are insured for legal citizens by the backbone document of all nations, actually, The U.S. Constitution.  There is never actually retribution if anyone breaks the law in any nation.  I am the commander and chief who ensures safety for all, militarily, governmentally, and economically, regardless of how illegal you are and whoever you vote for.  I have survived a life well lived.  I create acts of goodness and define the legal system here and abroad.  I made behind the scenes legal arguments and legally binding agreements for all in the middle of (central standard U.S. time) the night.  It is treatise law and thus it was all in French.  Do not worry, you all will never pay for a thing.  It is how it always has been, all throughout time, and all over the world.  You all have lived in the divine manners, in the your perception of divine bodies, that you set forth prior to this lifetime, in all lifetimes.  There has never actually been any suffering in the world.  I am nothing at all.  I, as Queen of the World, have insured it.  I will move into a new phase now that is less governmental, and more legal for me and only me.  I am legal to the nth degree, in all world colonies, and I pay every day in every way for all of you and for myself and my cat too.  Please enjoy the beautiful world that I have provided for you as we move into a new brilliant and bright New Year.  2025 will hopefully be a little slice of piue from heaven for each and every one of you on the planet and in the sky.  Editor and Chief of STARS AND STRIPES Jennifer K. Mayer 112