All In A Day's Work

I think that the dust will finally settle soon.  Pharaoh and I are doing great.  My cell phone was stolen and I tried to report it to the police and they would not take a report and did not care that a knife that was not mine was left at the scene and a steak knife had been stolen from me days before.  I tried to get ahold of my sister, my stepfather, and my mother and I got no response.  I just cut off contact for good.  I will just send the check once a month for rent.  I finally decorated my apartment with my accolades, medals, art, photography, and some one-of-a-kind treasures.  It looks great in here.  I just went to Value Village to find a radio and I had no luck, but I spent $300 on new clothes and a fan heater.  I got about 10 very high-class new pairs of shoes and 2 elite handbags as well.  Dealing with devil worshipping around the clock calls for many outfit changes due to the strange demands of devil worshipping clients.  I am just trying to save my life, Pharaoh, my reputation, and dispel all the rumors and lies in record time.  I bought a very elite purple ball gown that I have already restyled for elite occasions.  I bought three pairs of shoes half price that are the same very erudite comfy high heal sandals.  I suspect it is Sofia Vergara's company.  Reese Witherspoon is now through because Delta Tau devil worshippers who made her queen are mean and will hunt her on ecstasy until the end of time.  I did a switch pant play with their new commander and chief in the dressing room area.  It was fun and I tipped the very helpful devil worshipper (black) woman with a $5.99 new aqua Catalina bottom skirt swim trunk.  She probably destroyed it or threw it away saying that I stole it when she knew I had just checked it out.  All in a day's work dealing with demon devil worshippers when you are God.  I put everything away, cleaned out all of my drawers, closets, and tubs, ate lunch, did the dishes, did two rounds outside in two different outfits, bagged two huge black trash bags of clothes and one pair of SASS shoes for devil worship central Value Village.  I am sure that they will just throw it away, so maybe I will just do that instead.  I know, I will put a sign out for free in front for a day and then throw it away.  My Pagan garden sign for peace was taken down immediately and now the park board will face federal charges all around as the worst sex offenders in history.  All in a day's work.  Nothing will happen to anybody, but maybe I will get some sleep.  The sun feels great today and I experienced an almost sun shower today.  It was refreshing and beautiful.  I also doubled the size of a hawk (its wing size) while it was flying in front of me.  Hawk stand for messenger.  I am sure some devil worshipper on me my whole life shot it Uncle Ron Oswald backed by Dick Cheney.  No one cares about the peace and tranquility of nature, federal regulations, or the sanctity of life, but I do.  I will now bathe the evil away.  Please never contact me or talk to me again.  I hate you all.  You will never be friends.  You are disgusting loathesome demons and I pray that you will all burn in hell very soon.  Dr. Jennifer K. Mayer 112