Saturday, August 6, 2022

Patching Google Chrome

 I just patched my Google Chrome.  It involved an uninstall and some wizardry.  I was given the keys to being webmaster for Google about 8 months ago.  It came through my Verizon cell phone, actually.  I patched a system error for them and walked away.  I had to deal with the NFL that day.  I had to heal the injury of a famous player here in town on the down low.  I do not mean homosexual behavior, I mean he was not seen, publicly.  I.T. hates me anyway.  Mainframes love me.  The flow of the internet and fiberoptics do too.  Geek Squad really messed up the other night.  They were doing a clean up on my computer via remote access.  The agent, in less that 3 minutes, changed all of my favorites on my Bing dashboard, except Capital One, he went into my Twitter account and changed my color from pink to blue, and he completely messed up the scroll bar system.  My scroll bar is healing a bit through my use.  I cannot put in Gmail without a www and get the sight.  I can put in blogger and the cia now. and it goes straight to those sights.  I let Best Buy know that I contacted the CIA while I was on hold while the customer service agent spoke with a manager.  They then connected me with another agent.  The original agent, after I had explained the sensitive nature of my work, canceled my account.  Through his hubris, I prevented catastrophe on my computer, changed my passwords, and changed the course of the internet forever.  Patches will no longer work in the future.  Wizardry in the industry is dead except for me.  I use common sense and logic too, thus I am the best.  That is why I called back.  They told me the account had not been canceled.  Much TIME and patience was spent dealing with this matter.  If anyone has difficulty with the spell check on the internet accessing through Google Chrome, press the right side of you mouse and the word choices will appear.  Jennifer Mayer 112

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