WIFE OF TOM BRADY

 Dear Tom Brady,

I am held captive here.  You are too.  My journey to the downtown minneapolis mn ymca went without a hitch.  I will journey to Southdale today by bus.  Do not follow.  Edina is very unstable and always will be.  At least there are not prostitutes on every corner and the streets are relatively clean and clear for the buses.  It is still a bit of a tangle town.  Yes my brother is inappropriate with me and sexual gratification is always on his mind.  He is a coward and I told him last night on my cell to his cell, not his landline.  I do not even have the landline number anymore.  Call it now and let it ring for like 4 hours.  It is at their cabin.  There is no voicemail.  He is a family member for a reason and still wants to have intercourse with me.  You cannot even touch me because of him.  If I see you out there I will approach and shake your hand.  It will all go crazy and we will have about 30 seconds before everything explodes.

I need to buy some sunglasses.  I will try to find a dollar store.  I am not tapped out, but am close.  I do not want to pay exhorbitant prices so I will bide my time and use the crap products for you and only you.  Please make sure it there is a DOLLAR TREE in Edina, that it is neat, respectable, and organized so that i can find the sunglasses and check out ASAP.

There is still an albatross out there.  His name is Joseph Hesse and he is niggardly and appears white but is 85, so not sexy and never has been.  He lives along the bus route right before the Southdale YMCA.  I am team GAVIDAE.

Joseph tried to get me to manifest a C++ and FORTRAN manual through wizardry.  The covers were both DUMMIES MANUALS.  C++ for Dummies and Fortran for Dummies.  H e would not have a clue about anything and would be webmaster of the world today with those keys.  He only has a bed and a computer on a folding table.  I just remember the creepist BRUSH in history.  He just loved to masterbate right in front of me as I tried to detangle the mess that was my hair right in front of him.  It took about 3 minutes.  The fucking was disgusting and the blowjobs too.  He is a high yellow.  He is impotent and always will be, but I made him hard as a rock fairly quickly.

I love you too so much.  My infallible spirit has made an indellible mark on your hearts.  You bitches are mine.  Like it and lick it up, baby.

Sincerely,

YOUR HOLY GHOST.

Jennifer K. Mayer BRADY  House of Stalin you Romanoff bitch.

P.S.  I still have your Patriots sweatshirt on.  It just will not die. Neither will you.  Vampires all around can hear the sound of your heartbeat now.

Love,

Hope