I am having difficulty finding a muse, even in the wind, to write even a short article. It is time that I figure out why I had to do federali duty. I have never done cocaine and I dated (I use the term loosely, but he did not.) the top of cocaine cartel tree. Jorge, who was also the top federali with me, was good to me, but he ushered in a time of change where Colombians like him were all around me (Ecudorians as well). Just know that Jorge's crew, in country (Colombia) are the customs agents mostly at Bogota airport. They are the serpanty heads of his cocaine cartel. He has MANY friends out their especially on TV, and much intel about the whole industry. I never even think about coke because it is so dangerously addictive to all community and it is purely a mystical drug. Just know that this AGRONOMIST knows that the soil cannot sustain this crop. There was also the karaoke restaurant that was a cartel space that I would frequent. I went there the first time on my birthday. I sat alone with my U.S. Marine cap on. I am the only one who owned this Semper Fi hat with barbed wire and a special sequence of colors. It was through that space that I met the Mexican chief. He rented the space to be seen on TV. His council of five tigers stayed away. It was my ability to connect while not knowing the Spanish language that had them trusting me quickly. My first federali project came years before at the Tijuana border on the Mexican side. The U.S. military had cleared out the entire tourist street before we got there. One FAMILY from Minnesota had gotten in. When we were leaving, at bar close, my stupid DEA boyfriend peed on this special tree near the actual border. We had taken a taxi in, but I believe we walked back to the border. I smelled plenty of bleach at a taco truck so I ate one and it was the hottest of pepper with noting to drink. So Greg Jenson was arrested and put in their military police cop car. I was then questioned by the federali officer. He did not know that I was a top Marine Corps trainer and chief, so he gave me the benefit of the doubt. After speaking with me, he then suspected that I was a Marine high officer in plain close which is very dangerous in that vicinity or ZONE as they see it. He took our licenses and wanted a bribe. I told him that I could not give him money because I saw the sign in town that said that a person could face charges if they answered officers at the border with bribes. He found me clever, thus he told me to break up with the man in the back of the car, and then we laughed as I told him that I had to take the jacka** home with me. He laughed and asked me to marry him, quickly. That is where my federali service started. It then made it easy for them to place federali around me without me noticing, and thus no one else noticing either. Federalis are actually around 5'3" and heinously endowed with energy and satanistic gifts. Jorge did not know how I could date so many at one time. It was how I set him free. He was dishonorable upon my release, but now I am free. I now have my privacy, and I have a loving celestial marine cat with me. We'll get him DOG TAGS when he gets to The Middle East. Federalis in service at the border, never let Selena Gomez pass into Mexico again or she will have you all chained when she gets to South America. She will get to Jorge, through meeting The Pope in Argentina.
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