Monday, October 16, 2017

My Main Acquisition

Dear Mr. Rodgers, We have reviewed your application to acquire your own company.  As the cookie crumbles, so does the collar bone and the socket.  We are directing you to look beyond the stars and seas to The Middle East.  Maybe it is time for you to start by owning a real camel taxi service that allows the CAMELS to decide where they go.  It would be a one way road to one's own perfection.  Then come back to the state to be the SEAMSTRESS of Rock Bottom Industries.  Once the perfect fitting and flattering uniform that has a sensual slice, but no sexual bone, you may acquire the whole LIQUOR INDUSTRY.  Never again will you be denied service by the wiccan of the industries.  Your parties will always be well stocked.  At the end of the day, join your unity for a cheers to all industries who have survived in the public eye on mainly imagery.  P.S.  Try some Johnson's Baby Lotion on your shoulder if the socket wreaks of The Vikings need and greed to feed.  You can think about me if you need to.  It may help you sleep.  Bonn Voyage, and happy hunting.  Sincerely,
hopegod3 Acquisition Firm,  Hennepin Ave.  (Mason Temple).

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