Russian Royalty in Vicinity

I walked in Starbucks after receiving a semi 911 to get down here today, and I was able to gain my favorite seat from two women and one was full blood Russian. I believe that she is BALLET. She had on a very classy, semi neutral fox coat. She told me it was Russian, and I guessed right away that it was fox. She seemed fairly impressed. I told her that my great aunt wold take me to Ribnick furs when I was a small child. She said that I looked too young to have ever shopped at Ribnick. I thanked her and her friend signaled that they had to go. Pleasantries with a Russian goddess like her is best kept short or the competition can turn deadly in DAYS. For some reason I did not have on my Russian opal DESTINY ring and I did not tell her that I was part Russian. That investigation is best lead by her with hints from Putin abroad. Vladimir, congrats on your new fragrance. I would love if you make a pure LAVENDER scent called SING. It is named after my royal doctor, Dr. Singh. DA.