Ali, You Failed For the Whole Middle East

Sometimes I try on a hat with many outfits. I then know how things will look outside of the store. I tried on the Arab hat this week and the experiment failed. I will be honest, I am not a fan of The Middle East, but I was ready to be part of the solution instead of part of your deafening problems. So my coffee clutch got nasty with the addition of Ali. I bet that this man is wanted for molesting boys three to sixteen even in The Middle East. Ali, you are big, fat and ugly. Stay away from me. What you did on the Caribou patio WAS rape of me. You are obviously a sultan and was in line for Saudi or Jordanian King. Well that is through now. I did not see you and your wife stopping by Starbucks in The IDS as a coincidence. A Saudi guard came in about ten minutes later when I went to leave. They are on your heals and you will be apprehended and tortured soon enough. I did notice the Sheriff car you brought into view. He was so guilty that he actually pulled over a car and gave no ticket. We are not going to have full Sharia Law on Nicollet Mall. You are in MY country. You are out of line infinity coming into MY circle and telling everyone that women sit separately. None of them spoke up to you, so for now, you are all guilty. My Columbian gun for hire stopped by last night just to check how I was doing and to give me a HUG, VERY publicly. Saudi is not the end all, be all. South America is extremely organized and higher ups are VERY educated about foreign relations and diplomacy. When I told this friend that you were calling me out on Sharia Law matters right there on LSD TV, he almost laughed. He couldn't believe how stupid, ignorant, and totally DONE you are as of today. I doubt that any hotel will let you stay. If you are so high and holy on matters of Sharia there, then why was your daughter LU LU wearing no hijab the day before and hugging and kissing you so publicly. Oh well, all I have to say is FOU TOI, Ali and your wife Alia too. You are rude, crude, diabolical, DISGUSTING, and DEFINITELY a hasidic Jew. Good luck with that. Temple Israel will be all over you from here on in. Stay away from even their front stoop when you have no place to sleep and away from their entire population, especially their little girls.