Rinpoche (Hope) Saves the Day

Hey Pope, he can help you with press conferences. He can shuttle your evil and demonic out into a practiced core of priests not in your vicinity. It will cost you, and then it will slap YOU in the face. My creature of exorcism is now a mercenary and a thief of things unseen. All that matters is that I put him in the cannonization pile today. That is all he wants, to be acknowledged for what he did for me in Muncie, IN and Indianapolis, IN. Mr. David Letterman may be a little speechless today. These were actual realities, David. It ain't so easy. I kept the Dalai Lama out of that vicinity. It would have been impossible if I was not Rinpoche, and I did my own white tara ceremony on the White River bridge that day. I made wild WATER friend and clean, thus baptism was what Michael D. Wilson felt when the police beat him and threw him off of the bridge believing that he was D E A D. He then came to the shores CLEAN and Pentacostal. Police then saw him as HOLY (maybe a little Jesusy) and used his abilities practically to monitor and enforce the gangs and the mystical crack trade in Muncie, IN. I then worked my magic in a week, and got the heck out of vicinity. It was a fricken miracle. My mystery man will remain so. I guess that he is a DOE. Peace be with you...and also with you.