The Eli Manning Show

Eli, you did so great last night. I watched the whole game, but missed your interview because I only have the most BASIC of cable packages. I was so disappointed. You were like lightening in a storm without THUNDER. I make that your new CIA code name. Never SAY THUNDER, but you can now be it, actually, and scare people on TV. I missed the Eli vision I had not seen in years. It was you laughing and smiling on the sideline. It was BEAUTIFUL. No matter what your life choices are, your look has such a humility and vulnerability about it. Maybe Sen. (and Dr.) Rand Paul will call you today and see if he can give you some VERY SPECIAL Rx lenses. He may ask you your secret at getting me to stay and say what you needed to hear me say. Well, all I have to say is that I wish for interceptions from the other team every day. It is then the Eli Manning show.