In My Mind

Mr. Security Guard, we will send you to WEST POINT next week. You will be the first actual cadet to get through an academy. Once you graduate (actual GED test), you can take classes any place in the U.S. for any degree you wish. We will send you to Cal Poly Tech first (San Louis Obisbo, CA) and you will get a Bachelor of Science in Military Might. It will be a combination of MARVAL COMIC knowledge (not first shooter video games) with military intelligence. Good luck. REMEMBER to study, actually. When your Spidy senses tingle, go to University of CA Davis instead to follow through. You can then have that campus as YOUR military/ HERO academy linked to the U.S. Marine Corps.